Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Holiday poem
'Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, I thought just to taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales I saw such a number!
What a nightmare it brought, when I tried to slumber.
I'd remember the meals I did prepare;
The gravies and sauces and beef quite rare,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
Oh how I should have said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with girth.
I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So - away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished"
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie - not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore -
But isn't that what January's for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
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